Von Clapp is a part time Dancer. His trick for getting into the Hackers was that he promised a fresh dwarf to help the hackers in every game - something that the coach just didn't believe. Every night before a game he dares a drunken dwarf to a dance off - the consequence to them losing is spending the next day in his sack. Unknown to them is the fact that he will be swinging them round the football field in it.